mliaverage:

Today, I decided to use my 1cent coin collection. I went to the cashier at my school bookshop and said I wanted a book which cost $11.20. I then proceeded to count every cent. By the time I got to the 50th coin, the cashier told me to take the book and my coins. Remind me to pay everybody with 1cent coins in the future. MLIA

Those are called ‘pennies’, idiot.

mliaverage:

Today is my birthday. I woke up to find my entire room filled with balloons that say “CONGRATULATIONS! IT’S A BOY!”. After jostling the balloons around a little, I heard something moving in the balloons and my dad giggling in the next room. He filled all of the balloons with money. He knows I hate the sound of popping balloons. You have a sick, sick sense of humor, Dad. MLIA.

The early days of Jigsaw? lol

mliaverage:

Today, I realized Lifesavers are called Lifesavers because if you choke on them, you can still breathe because of the hole. My life just got safer. MLIA

And I once depended on that fact. It probably saved my life. MLIA

goldenrat1o:

livesophia:

“If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

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Direct quote from Sarah Palin’s new book. Wow.

“And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.”
— Genesis 1:29-30

What say ye now, Sarah Palin?

(via retropolitics)

Which is why later on:

1 Corinthians 10:25-27 (also 1 Cor 8:4-8)

Eat anything sold in the meat market without raising questions of conscience, for, “The earth is the Lord’s, and everything in it.”

If some unbeliever invites you to a meal and you want to go, eat whatever is put before you without raising questions of conscience.

The two passages (genesis, corinthians) are in two different timeframes, situations, and contexts. Also, the Genesis verse above does not forbid eating animals. It only promotes the fact that herbs/green foods are fine.

Exactly what I was about to say…

I could seriously care less about Lady Gaga.

goldenrat1o:

rbateson:

im sorry.

couldn’t*